Dear Stern Researchers,
Due to unforeseen circumstances, the scheduled maintenance has been
postponed until Monday, April 17th between 1:00pm – 2:00pm.
We will be rebooting a server central to some of our internal networking.
While we don’t expect this brief network outage to adversely affect running systems, you may experience some sluggishness or a momentary outage.
If you have any questions or concerns, please get in touch with us at email@example.com.